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January 9, 2008
I did it, I finally got my tattoo! After 32 years I finally had the balls! I will not tell you what
it is but here's a picture of it. If you can guess what it is tell me at
fanmail@mitchfatel.com I will answer you only if you are correct.
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My bad ass Tat! (No, it's not a leaf)
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If you don't get an answer that doesn't mean you're
being ignored, it just means your guess sucks ass. Actually, the first person to answer
correctly Webboy will send a free CD or T-shirt. I'm happy I got it too, I didn't
know if I would go through with it.
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Can someone please shoot this guy...wait till he votes
for me first though : )
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I think it's perfect and now I think my wrist would be
so boring without
it. I guess I can always rub it off if I wanted! I also love that people have to figure out what
it
is. So much better than one of those boring stupid tribal tattoos! (Unless you have one,
and then it's cool, but just on you, and only if you vote for me in the Comedy Central
Contest - see below)
What Comedy Central Contest you ask while you eat a banana and pet your Chihuahua.
Well, I'm in this Comedy Central contest I didn't even know I
was in until Webboy e-mailed me about it.
Apparently, people have to vote for their favorite comedian (that would be me if you're
not lame and have Aids and/or Syphilis)
then they're going to countdown the top 20 specials starting on Jan 27th. You must vote
for me!
I'm number 15 in voting right now and I haven't
even told my e-mail list about it yet so lets show these bitch's how it's done. I'm seriously
expecting the Super Retardo Brigade to bring
this home. Actually just being in the top ten would make me happy, just make sure
to get everyone involved and voting for me because
that would be a great thanks for all the countless penis jokes I've written for you over the
years. I wish I could say I have some formidable competition or that I'm up against a lot of
good comics but honestly everyone else kinda sucks. Plus, if I win they will play my
special more which will make people rape less and the world will be a happier place.
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My sister is so horny for you boys, she's good too.
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If
that's not enough incentive every girl who votes for me I will perform cunnilingus on you
(that's eating you out for
girls in Ohio) and every guy who votes for me can
sleep with my sister, so we all win! Just click the badge below me to vote. (If you have a
tribal tattoo a badge is the thing with my name and picture on it below).
I hope everyone had a good new years. I had an amazing one in San Francisco. As you may
or may not know I hate Christmas so New Years is my favorite because
it signifies a year before I have to panic again when I realize I haven't shopped for
anyone a day before Christmas. I will admit this Christmas was
kinda fun because I spent it with my girlfriends family and they're really nice and sweet
and a real family, they actually like being together and stuff.
My family, we all love each other, but you always get the feeling someone's going to
be stabbed before the Christmas Day. Plus my family is tiny.
It's just My Mom and Dad, Sister and her kids and husband.
Even her kids just look around like, "This is our shitty family huh?" My girlfriends family is
like the one you see in movies
with Aunts and Weird Uncles, Cousins and Nephews that stay
in the bathroom to long, the whole shebang. I used to hate that my family was so
dysfunctional but quite honestly now I realize a comic from a good
family is not a comic. There's something about having a lonely painful childhood that just
makes you funny. Anyone from a good family is never funny. Okay now go help me make
up for my shitty childhood with a vote for me. Vote every day or I'll force everyone to
spend next Christmas with me and my family. Believe me, voting will cause you a lot less
pain!
go
seriously, stop reading, go
vote.
go
Mitch
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