|
Wow, we're at war. I have to say I really support George Bush. I think it's a just war and I'm very proud to be an American right now.  Having said that, if this cancels my Tonight Show Anaheim Angels bit this Wednesday night someone’s going to pay dearly. I know that Saddam reads these journals so dude I have to be honest with you, give it up, you're getting your ass kicked, and also you need more sleep you looked terrible the other night and those stupid glasses were way to big.
Now, onto more important things. I had sex this week with this really cute girl and it felt so nice, I moaned and everything. She talked very dirty in bed, which really turned me on but she was kind of young so I half wanted to ask her where she learned to talk like such a potty mouth. I love when girls have sex with me, that’s why I’m setting up a reward system. Example: If you have sex with Mitch 3 times you get the CD player or a gift certificate to Blockbuster, etc. Speaking of sex I did my interview with Penthouse this week and I think it was really funny. They said it should come out in the July issue (due at Newsstands June 1st). I was so proud of it and I said lots of funny stuff. Sample; Penthouse- If you were granted 3 hours with the woman of your dreams who would you pick and what would you do with her? Mitch-Anna Nicole Smith and it would involve her breasts. Throw in Judge Judy playing with my nipples and I can die a happy man! I know people are going to ask me if I’m serious.  I don’t really know. I would like to have sex with Anna Nicole just for the story and plus it would be great fun to climb all over that humongous body (not to mention great exercise). As far as Judge Judy  I get the feeling having sex with her would be to stressful. If I finished to fast (not that that’s ever happened ladies) I’m scared she would yell at me and I would mess myself.
I also just found out that I’ve been invited to the Montreal Comedy Festival this year. This will be my second time and I’m so excited because I’m so much better then the first time I went in 1996. I can’t wait. Maybe someone will discover me and give me my own show and then I can cast Anna Nicole as my wife, and then I could have that sex I was talking about earlier. Wow, see how everything always comes around. Bye everybody. Cross your fingers that they run my bit this Wednesday and thanks for all your great e-mails, it’s always nice to get that stuff. mitch SUBSCRIBE Contact Mitch: |
Current Journal
2005 Journals
2004 Journals
November 17th 2003
October 23rd 2003
September 14th 2003
August 18th 2003
July 31st 2003
July 7th 2003
June 15th 2003
May 25th 2003
May 6th 2003
April 20th 2003
April 8th 2003
March 31st 2003
March 24th 2003
March 17th 2003
March 7th 2003
© Copyright 2003 Mitch Fatel